ALBATROSS WHATEVERS

By | August 1, 2014

ADDENDUM  for the July 1-15 issue . . . where I said there is no Philippines Day.

I am  wrong. I apologize. THERE IS A PHILIPPINES DAY in Ontario, as  I have perused  several free Fil-Canadian newspapers report on Independence Day,  I saw  admirable celebration of  pride and oneness of  a  race  my own,   splashed in color and in  black and white photos of  elegantly  attired leaders, professionals, double jobbers, plain OFWs, of  homemakers in ternos and sayas,  dusky and tisay beauties and young kids  and old Pinoys  SMILING like no other race because they are in a place  where  hard and honest toil obliterate  clannish, tribal and moralistic,   discrete and open  squabbles. You see in their faces and smiles  signs of the times and space which do not  need Obama’s  audacity of hope because  they are  A-okay.

Then  as I watched live on TV  Canada Day celebrated in the country’s  Ottawa Capital, this is what the old dog saw: I learned how in the future we might be celebrating Philippines Day.  Matured symbolism of pride and love of  country  shall definitely be palpable, blatant in the lack of shame to give way to the youth, Rizal’s adamant Hope of the Motherland. No pabonggahan of  the elite and  mayabang mighty. Canada before had Terry Fox, now Clare Hughes and  Eugenie Bouchard.    but we have young ones este once Manny Pacquiao and Nora Aunor eh?.  What we want is just a Day giving way to young achievers of skills and talent, a demonstration that  established health care and facilities for sick batang Pinoys  had given fruits to youth achievement in nation building.  By  then we will  see the presence of cared for veterans and retirees and seniors who may have contributed little to our progress but have not plundered our country’s wealth. We will by then  listened to men of integrity at the podium, not to pompously dressed charlatans,  thieves of our wealth  declared still innocent by crooked law. By then there will be no more  prayers,  no clamor for hope for change, because we have already, unknowingly  had  changed. Our permanent secret army of paid  protesters and demonstrators  will be no more  because they have jobs and need NOT sell for their  next meal their souls to enslaving charlatans.  We will need foreign workers for menial jobs,  not foreign scavengers that supply the blood of our own  smugglers, crooked businessmen, cuddling politicians  and law enforcers. That will be Philippines Day not so different  to Canada Day as celebrated today.

I was thirteen when I saw the beginning and for four years from grades six to high school graduation  followed  the progress of what I am blabbering about Canada Day;  My heart was fat and thick with joy when classmates and I go to Luneta,  jockey for a place near the rickety grandstand   to watch in awe marching soldiers,  walking waving Katipuneros, smiling bemedaled   WWII veterans, marching honest government employees, floats with beauties  and hunks of commerce and industry and the collegialas and public school  girls were there too for gawking.  But the guardians  changed  the day signaling  the  start  of culture  decay; to pave the way in a short time to wish HOPE and for more prayers  for change.  It is world class shame just to raise the big flag and listened to a speech of rubbish.

Because, for the government and almost everybody,  Philippines Day is spending freely hard earned money for the country’s  patrimony,  not for personal show off and ostentation.

Let’s lower the readers’  BP somewhat for my piece in this issue.

ALBATROSS WHATEVERS  is  “samot-samot or maski ano” in Tagalog;  an apt description  of about anything  under the sun, a  freedom  I  like to claim to be able at the moment  to write on . . like  when  a mind runs free, weighted down only by  one’s self  pride and prejudice; buoyed up by intellect, smashed down by biases of  ignorance.

The Government Budget as Gordian Knot

The Philippine  government annual budget is a whatever.  A balanced budget belongs to honest and noble history;   a bloated budget is both current and  futuristic speculation  that  seeks social change  and  progress but which needs an Alexander’s sword to cut and untangle the budget knot. A national budget’s leakage  to corruption  could go as high as 40%, and can go higher.   An entire “pork barrel”  portion  can just be a steal, faster than fast bucks like the plunder done for more than 10 years to PDAF.   A repeat national budget is downright dishonest.

Done before, Here’s why.

Every centavo from all taxes paid and collected   must be spent in accordance with law passed by Congress.  A budget  law passed to finance massive infrastructure projects  Must not be the same law adopted (or carried over)  during an election year to finance massive election campaigns and for candidates winning or losing to pocket the savings.

A budget law (annual general appropriations Act)   must spell out  expenses that is illegal,  irregular, excessive  and extra-vagant.  A gray area  between black and white is the hiding place of scoundrels.

Budgeting is not a profession unlike the Accounting and Auditing Professions; Accountants and Auditors can  prospectively make and  retrospectively unmake  budgets. Said another way: accounting checks budgeting while  auditing checks accounting. Budget men remains wishful, for a profession of their own.

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To Impeach and Put in Jail President Noynoy  for Culpable Violation of a Constitutional Provision which  is  non-existent or  dubiously Unconstitutional is mental blindness . . . . . which should make  the  suffering public cry out:  It’s the Constitution that’s Unconstitutional, Stupid.  Incredulous, the experts among the elite will ask:  How is that idiocy Again?

Words, este gossip start to spread around “ that the Supreme Court is about to declare the Disbursement Acceleration Program (DAP) unconstitutional?”  It is a done deal, este already  declared unconstitutional, DAP’s kin or buddy—the  PDAF (Priority Development Assistance Fund) euphemistically, the youngest mother of modern Philippine legislative corruption.

DAP (not the  Development Academy of the Philippines)  is the justification for calling P Noy the “King of Pork, ” the reason too for a student disrespecting by abusive language his country’s President  and his audience while delivering a speech on Independence day. Is it an  insidious pay back too from those whose  easy lives and fast bucks rackets gone kaput because of P Noy’s  “tuwid na daan?”

President  Noynoy’s  stimulus-response could be his  inkling  on the  pet dogs and mother pigs metaphor. Those who live by politics must have pet dogs (never pigs) as friends, allies and protectors. Dog most pet lovers  know must not be disturbed when feeding. Dogs can bite and can become ferocious  if  and when  you take away their food. Pigs, especially boars and sows can not be much worse if their food is taken away, or like the bitch with puppies or the sow with litter can attack if their youngs are threatened.  President’s Noynoy’s critics and detractors should understand when he behaves slow with prudence  with dogs. But he should send the voracious  pigs pronto  to the slaughter house and do the same for his chosen dogs when they turned out to be pigs.

But that’s  a digression and not to the point. So here’s a  1987 constitutional   provision that looks suspiciously unconstitutional if not lacking in integrity: Article VI, Section 25  provides:

5. No law shall be passed authorizing any transfer of appropriations; however, the President, the President of the Senate, the Speaker of the House of Representatives, the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, and the heads of Constitutional Commissions may, by law, be authorized to augment any item in the general appropriations law for their respective offices from savings in other items of their respective appropriations.

Look, better read  again:  “No law shall be passed . . .” is the foetus of wisdom.  “However, the President . . . may, by law, be authorized to augment any item in the general appropriations law for their respective offices . . .”  is the abortifacient  that kills it.

Is this analogy faulty?:  NO SMOKING POT HERE, however, the President or the Senate President, Blah, blah if they grow their own weed  in their backyards MAY ROLL AND LIT THEIR OWN  JOINT.

Another one:  NO THIEVERY, NO ADULTERY.  However  if the Sacred Cows are unhappy, such may be allowed  if done quietly  and without protests from the carabaos of the society.

Saan isasalig ang batas, kung ang Saligang Batas ay HINDI TINITGNAN KUNG meron butas?  The  World Cup (watch the games and cogitate) question remains: Is an  authoritative act  UNCONSTITUTIONAL  if it is not found or is not prohibited by the constitution?

Still and may be forever the Ten Commandments shall remain the best human constitution.  No Ifs, NO BUTs, NO HOWEVERs. No Mental dishonesty notwithstanding thousands of laws everywhere are enacted to uphold it as a permanent  legal paradigm..

HOWEVER,  (oops that word again)  the best recourse is to  let the expert lawyers earn their luxuries, este their  livelihood  by untwisting the twisting  provisions of the constitution.